Splat-o-gram

When you take an explosive shit and the whole toilet bowl is splattered with pieces of feces including the underside of the seat. Can also leave you with Mexican asshole. Very common in gas stations or airport restrooms.

Man some asshole left quite the Splat-o-gram in the handicap shitter!

by sir crank alot December 16, 2018

S. O. B.

Gaming language, means:
Short
Off
For
Bio

Tells someone that you are going to the bathroom for a short period of time.

Guys, wait a sec. I'm S. O. B.

by VoidByte August 27, 2018

ten-o-clock

pay money in full

i promise imma give you the money ten-o-clock

by arrgrrey June 11, 2018

slurp-o-saurus

A woman under the age of 30 who takes pride in the fact she has no gag-reflex. She will get you off 100% of the time and will stop at nothing to make sure you're satisfied. However, she sucks away 1% of your soul, but adds 1yr to your life everytime you orgasm. (Also, legs may stop working for 5-10 minutes post nut) Careful.

Don't drive Susan home bro, she's a slurp-o-saurus. She gave me roadhead last week and I almost wrecked my car because my damn legs stopped working!

by Sloppynukes May 7, 2018

man o lantern

when you are in the closet masturbating and you shove the flash light up your ass there for you have the newly designed man o lantern

oh damn that man o lantern is bright as fuck

by slimdick September 11, 2016

Meme-o-holic

A meme-o-holic is a person obsessed with memes. Usually they cancel plans because they need to catch up on the latest Comment Awards or watch all their missed episodes of dank doodle memes.

Ex: “Of course he didn’t show up at Mc Donald’s, he’s a meme-o-holic!

by Lullaby234 February 13, 2018

Filet O’ Cock

Is a noun for a fish sandwich, but instead of adding fish you simply replace it with your cock.
Ingredients: Two pieces of bread, tartar sauce, cheese, and your cock.

“Hey Babe, you want a Filet O’ Cock tonight?”
“I could really go for a Filet O’ Cock Later”

by BoyBoyBaggins February 26, 2021