The Wilking Methode

So this Techniek is a very dangerous methode!
What you have to do put a glass next to your anus
then bend over on it just before going in your anus
You gonna jerk off

and the methode is that is very dangerous because

you could fall while jerking off and then the glass break in your anus
SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS NOT FALL
But Methode is amazing SO DONT FALL
And Enjoy The Methode!

I am using The Wilking Methode with a glass jar!

by Miles_pogboy June 7, 2024

Free Will

The state of being outside of an institutionalized environment.

Within the confines of this building your fate is subject to the organization, you won't have the free will to do as you please.

by Dingish June 9, 2024

causal will

Causal will is the ability to make choices that are predetermined by external forces or internal compulsions. Everything has a cause, so everything, including our choice and will, is causal.

Although we lack free will, we do have causal will.

by AbsurdistJiffu July 9, 2024

I WILL DRINK YOUR MIND!

one of kataTARTARUS's many scentences.

noob: I WILL DRINK YOUR MIND!
your mind: (is drank)
noob: (becomes pro)
pro: awwww yea

by pseud0nym12470 October 4, 2024

I WILL SEND PACKETS

A term (Minecraft) players use to jokingly toy with someone who is lagging or is gaining above average latency. Commonly used with "gigahertz" and "gigashits" to add an extra veil of tomfoolery. Used in mocking manner.

Popularized in summer of 2024.

(If Person2 is experiencing slight latency issues, and is projected to experience extreme exponential growth of latency):
Person1: I will send packets!!!!!!!1111!
Person2: 😭
Person1: I WILL SEND 5000 GIGAHERTZ AND GIGASHITS
Person2: 😭
(If Person2 is already experiencing extreme latency):
Person1: I just sent packets
Person2: 😭

by crescending December 4, 2024

I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again

"I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again" An Ohio slang term similar to Your welcome

is commonly used in response to ("I wonder what would happen if I.." while swinging a cane to the back of someone leg)

"I will de-cripple you, take your cane and cripple you again" it was god's plan

by Doctor very trustworthy January 13, 2025

rich wilkinson

Intelligent. Breathtakingly tender hearted. Razor sharp witted. Gets shit done. Caring to the hilt. Beyond skillful. Solution oriented. Soulful. All of these, in a different order, every day. A blessing. One in a zillion. A damn delight.

I'm in the market for nothing less than a Rich Wilkinson.

by Charley's Mom February 10, 2025