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ass fault

a violation of etiquette that occurs when the posterior of the person seated next to you (typically on an airplane flight) crosses over into your assigned seat, impinging upon your territory, privacy, and comfort.
"The obese man got the last seat on the plane next to me, and he committed an ass fault when his butt spilled over into my seat."
by FactCheckGirl April 7, 2010
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Menthol Ass

A female whom more than likely smokes menthol cigarettes and has a large good looking, butt. This is particularly aimed toward a "trashy", "wouldn't take home to mother" type of girl.
by Sir Joseph Dirte` November 21, 2011
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web-assing

Hunting down girls on Facebook, Myspace, Friendster etc. Sometimes can come with a stalking charge. Please no one over 35 attempt to webass.
"What you been up to?"
"Just web-assing on Myspace. I'm talking to these two chicks, one of them looks like the elf from Lord of the Rings!"
"That was a dude."
"Oh...Well fuck you she's still hot."
by Horace Longwood April 6, 2007
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ass merchant

A promiscuous gay man continuously searching for booty; or a john willing to pay for the ass of younger gay men/boys.
Did you see how much of an ass merchant Mark was last night? He went home with 3 guys!!
by Matooke September 15, 2008
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Ass Casket

A casket made for an ass. This was founded by Michelle and Anthony in 2018 and has made record sales.
The funeral was sad but atleast she had an ass casket.
by Ghetto M July 26, 2018
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sleep ass

by mermz December 9, 2013
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ass packet

basically a whore but much more unkempt, and unholsem than your standard whore.
i cheated on my wife with a ass packet.
by Shite oot Ofluc May 19, 2005
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