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Eggs Benedict Tits

A nice pair of tits seen at breakfast time. The term was popularized in Joe Walsh's 1983 song "I.L.B.T.'s (I Love Big Tits)."
I like tits for breakfast... eggs Benedict tits!
by beekthafreek April 22, 2015
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Relax your tits

a phrase used to tell someone to relax and calm down in a stressful situation.
by Yoniweb December 8, 2012
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Off my tits

Basically extremely intoxicated, blurred vision and beer goggles are all part of the deal.
Ann: God last night was good!
John: ah yeah, was good can't remember much, was with some fat bird I think but it's okay, cus I was off my tits!
by MirreyBirrey May 17, 2010
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old stink tits

What the johns used to call this gal that ran tricks on Franklin back in the day. They called her this because her tits reeked, mainly due to the fact that her diet consisted mainly of onions and sour milk at that time, but also due to bad hygiene habits in general.
Me: Look, over there.

You: Who is it?

Me: Why, it's old stink tits, that's who.

Timmy: Who's that?

Me: Well, Timmy, old stink tits is a prostitute who has stinky, smelly tits. Hence the name.
by metalslugmn June 13, 2011
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tits up in a ditch

Deceased; dead. Typically used to connote a potentially bad outcome. (Army slang)
"If you go AWOL, wwe're going to find you tits up in a ditch after Top hunts you down."
by Twathenge April 27, 2006
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flat as a witch's tit

Flat taste-less beer or lager
Ugh, is this the best beer you have? its as flat as a witch's tit
by Justine Lowndes September 20, 2006
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National Tit Day

The 12th of every month is National Tit Day which is where you titty fuck all day and bite or suck any tit in sight.
Hey dude can you come over

No its national tit day me and my Girlfriend are titty fucking
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