fire extinguisher syndrome

Someone who waits until the shit hits the fan before offering knowledge that could have avoided the mess in the first place. People like these tend to suffer from narcissistic personality disorder and love the feeling of being a savior/hero but only after

Jim suffers from fire extinguisher syndrome as he knew how to fix the problem but waited until the 11th hour to step in an offer a working solution.

by mr_mister911 December 2, 2020

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Dumpster Fire

American Politics

The United States government is a dumpster fire.

by BurntToast7 December 3, 2020

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cough shots fired

what you call in when someone starts coughing and cant breath

theres so much bat shit flu in that groceries store i dont wanna go in. i wanna call in cough shots fired instead.

by Cody5050 December 9, 2020

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That's Fire!!!

Many people (especially ages 9-16) use the expression "That's Fire!" a lot. What they usually mean by that is something is so awesome that it is like fire. Or, rather, something is so cool that it is on fire (figuratively). So, to sum it all up, the phrase "That's Fire," is used for awesome things.

Ben: I made a story! Guess what the main character's name is?
Larry: What?
Ben: Bob!
Larry: Wow! That's FIRE!!!, bro!!!
Ben: Yeah. Guess what he does in the book?
Larry: What?
Ben: He eats DINO NUGGETS!!!
Larry: Bro, that's SUS!!!

by Sus... December 20, 2020

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Chimney fire

When anal intercourse is attempted, but those on the receiving end experience excruciating burning pain due to their sphincter not being prepared when the penis enters. - this can cause instant tears and screaming in agony.

He tried to put it in my ass, but gave me a chimney fire.

by PhuzzyWuzzy December 22, 2020

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