Cereal without milk

Cereal without milk is consumed only by retards

Did you see timmy eating cereal without milk? Who knew he had downs? I thought he was just weird.

by Milk in cereal guy October 6, 2023

Bilking your Milk

Touching yourself in a pleasurable manner and getting caught

"Oh God! Are you bilking your milk on the subway?! "

by Janlevinsongould May 3, 2018

I am leaving to get the milk

The last thing your father said before he left.

"I am leaving to get the milk." - Your father

Son, I am leaving to get the milk.

by whenimetyainthesuma July 24, 2022

Milk

What your mom thought he was getting when he left the house...

*Kid*: Mom, where is dad?
*Mom*: I think he went off to go get milk.
NINE YEARS LATER
*Kid*: *Watching the news*, sees Dad get arrested
*Mom*: I can explain...

by _mxmq May 31, 2020

Chocolate milk

Noun- The code word for love or attention.

Could also be used to stop arguments or problem.

To come to ones saving.

It's been a bad day and I could really use some chocolate milk

Please stop yelling I need some chocolate milk!

by The princess22 October 4, 2016

Oyster milking

Cunnilingus; oral; sucking that clam clam

Girl, I'm finna milk that oyster.

I went oyster milking and oyster milk squirted all over my face

I was milking my oyster all over their face last night

by Oytis October 14, 2018

Milk

Mother I'd like (to) kiss, the alternative of milf for when you don't want to have sex with the mother, you just want to kiss them

That woman is a milk

by the sussy baka imposter January 22, 2022