Hi

Let’s face it. The reason you are looking up hi in the urban dictionary is 1 of two things:
1. You just searched something bad and are now trying to hide it....
Or
2. You are so bored and utterly without friends that you have nothing better to do but look up hi.

(We both know that it is the first one...)
Hi. bye Felicia 👋🏼

by DreamAboutAnything April 21, 2020

Hi

Hi stupid bitch

Hi

by Mommy mommy daddy daddy November 2, 2020

Hi

A type of pineapple that people used to eat when they wanted to party. It’s yellow and very spiked “ it is also very poisonous so you probably really shouldn’t eat it”

Come on dude let’s get that Hi !

Ok but don’t let it poke you! It hurts!

by Hdhdhehdhdhgd January 3, 2018

Hi

There is no fucking way you dont know what hi means you must be a autistic kid if you dont know what it means its a gesture of greeting or get attention from someone dumb ass

Hi how are you?

by Txrpy2 November 4, 2023

Ride his board

To ride a huge massive pee pee

I’m tempted to ask Ethan if I can ride his board

by Jerry fogglersnatch Nesbitt March 18, 2025

His and Hoes Mustaches

When a guys has a full, thick stache and his lady has a full, thick bush shaved to match his.

Ziggy had the the thickest mustache I’ve ever seen until his lady pulled down her pants. They totally have his and hoes mustaches.

by Silky mane May 24, 2021

Hi

Used to start a conversation or quickly express that you know they are there. Can be replaced with a wave or hello.

Hi! It’s me Tom!

by Spiderman_fan November 20, 2023