Moderately attractive to average women who congrate on the marina docs in hopes of receiving a free ride on some douche bag’s boat. Most often found in the northern Great Lakes, the Macomb County shorelines and the Chicago area, they tend to act interested in the prospect of sex only to gain access to the boat. Once sail has been set, they drink all your booze and refuse to fuck you.
Scott: DAVE, THESE DUMBASS DOCK HO’S JUST DRANK YOUR LAST BEER!!!!
Dave: THATS IT. GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT, CUNTS ON OUR DICKS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE SWIMMING HOME.
Dave: THATS IT. GET YOUR FUCKING TITS OUT, CUNTS ON OUR DICKS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU ARE SWIMMING HOME.
by Mega Hemroids November 05, 2020
by TheGermanOne August 21, 2021
by Stan4 December 04, 2022
1. A title given to females of clearly promiscuous and disrespectful natures, so much so to the extent that one could aim and fire their promiscuous tendencies much like a cannon.
If the 2003 film, Master and Commander, were of a pornographic nature, they would be firing ho cannons instead of actual cannons.
"We need to keep Danielle away from David. Ho cannon.....FIRE!"
"We need to keep Danielle away from David. Ho cannon.....FIRE!"
by WordslingerGun January 30, 2010
by UrbanDictionmaster November 09, 2017
Short for Whole Foods.
by Foolio11 January 31, 2022
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