face massage

The practice of a female sitting on a partner's face for oral sex. The giver of the cunnilingus is thus receiving the "face massage."

Hey, can you give me a face massage? cunnilingus face sitting

by mhonfleek March 27, 2016

three faced

A shit stirrer who says different things, usually of a disloyal nature, to a triplet of peers as opposed to two different people when being two faced.

Robbie is a three faced bitch

by WurdSmiff May 1, 2018

Middle Face

When your whole face including eyes and mouth want to be at your nose. Especially common when filmed in slow-motion.

Gavin: Dan, you have gone full middle face.
Dan: No, not again!

by Ollienova250 February 12, 2018

boot-face

v- to vomit excessively after binge drinking.

That bitch had about 10 drinks!! You should have seen her boot-face all over the patio later that night!!

by chris March 22, 2005

truck face

A girl/guy who has such an ugly face that it looks like it was run over by a truck. see tripple bagger, and glow-in-the-dark face.

Didn't anyone tell her not to sleep on the highway!

by SlemCrisco December 15, 2004

slide face

Someone who has recently escaped from the mental hospital.

That guy over there who is talking to himself must be a slide face.

by JHHWILD February 1, 2004

face tickler

1. the act of tickling one's face
2. any rubbing of one's hairy pubic region against one's face while performing oral sex

My girl got a nice face tickler from my hairy choade while she was giving me a rimmer last night.

by weasel February 10, 2003