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Googling Facebook 

This is the act of filling bucket with jizz, piss, vinegar, blood, shit, and purple kool-aid. You then take the bucket and splash in your sexual partners face.

This act is upgraded by yelling "Nigga, you a Nigger" during the splashing of the bucket's jizz mixture.
When we get home I'm gonna google your facebook SO hard.

Those lovebirds are probably googling facebook as we speak.
Googling Facebook by MC Chocohol August 12, 2009

Flipping facebook 

When a person or persons take photos of themselves with an erect middle finger and middle finger only. Seeming like who ever views their photo is getting "flipped off".
Soandso changed her profile photo.

*clicks on and gets flipped off*

Me, "That's sixteen people on my friends flipping facebook!"

outta facebook again! 

an expression used by an asocial person who joined facebook just for the heck of it or maybe peer pressure but repeatedly deactivates his account as he is depressed by the prevalent dumbfucksia in facebook which throttles his creativity and sanity.

what one does outta frustration when repeated cold-fingering on facebook is just not enough to show the people who come up with idiotic or melodramatic status that they are just being morons.
KD's new status reads "Gonna stay alone 4rm now on.... than laugh with da people who hate you but acts like dey love you"..dude,cant take this melodrama anymore .i am so outta facebook again! or m gonna jump off the roof..
outta facebook again! by fossilgrl November 13, 2011

Family Facebook Lurker 

Someone who is distantly related to you in the family tree but is deeply engrained in your facebook life, much to your discontent
This is a literal conversation on facebook I had with my mom's mom's brother's stepson's original mom. We have never met in person...

Me (facebook status): "Grounded for awhile, but I have my phone. Hit me up if you need me."

James: Can we know why you are grounded?

Me: What? No. Flame off.

James: Is it that bad? lol You are really quite the troublemaker! ;-)

Me: Thanks. Flame off James.

James: I cannot say that was a complement, but nontheless, you are welcome! So how have you been? We havent spoken since Tuesday.

Me: No we have never spoken. You chatted me and I didnt respond on Tuesday. Flame off James.

James: lol you are such a funny youth.

Me: Alright, James look you stupid bastard. I know you like dick in your asshole from little people, and your favorite activity is Metal Dan but Im not giving it to you. Ever. So never talk to me again. I have blocked you and you have created new accounts. So flame off and understand if we ever do have the misfortune of meeting in person, you will die. Literally. I will murder you with whatever I can get my hands on. Even a spork. So go the fuck away. Damn.

James: lol you are such a kidder. So hows your mom :-)

Me: Fuck you.

James is Family Facebook Lurker

the facebook game

When your on facebook looking up random girl names in the people search bar and seeing if you can find a hot girl to look at.
Hey Ian I'm so bored, lets get on facebook and play the facebook game.
the facebook game by titsburg69 November 13, 2011

urban facebook 

A combination of the urban dictionary and Facebook.
urban facebook by deerslayer0243 November 29, 2016

Informed by Facebook

Achieving knowledge about your friends or family through Facebook, whether accidental or on purpose, that you otherwise did not know. Such information is almost always upsetting because regardless of the subject, you probably take exception that you were not personally made aware of what you found.
-'Did you hear that your ex is dating some college dude?'

-'Yah, right. (pause) Where did you here that?'

-I was informed by Facebook. Here, lemme pull up here account. There is a picture of them kissing on his campus. In fact, it's both of their profile pix.

-*groan*
Informed by Facebook by Dr. Flavor November 1, 2009