Facebook grenade

A post on Facebook that is controversial and provokes a powerful response. You make the post, then wait for the proverbial explosion.

I have a controversial opinion on who is the greatest badminton player of all time, and wanted to start a discussion, so I dropped a Facebook grenade and waited for people to tell me why I was wrong.

by AcesWild212 January 7, 2021

Facebooking

(v). To use personal knowledge, info, trust, or other uncomfortable means to coerce an audience into reluctantly accepting a narrative.

Zucc: Strangers on the internet are bad. The future is Groups, the internet is the new living room.
Me: Mark, stop Facebooking me.

Zucc: Facebook is and always has been a privacy company.
Silicon Valley: Bro is he Facebooking us again? They've been selling our data to the highest bidder to years.

Zucc: TikTok is almost like the Explore Tab we have on Instagram.
Everyone on TikTok: He still Facebooking over there? *hits whoa*

by parjungulate9000 December 10, 2019

Facebook Troll

A Person who deserves to be stabbed in the neck IRL for making other people's lives miserable

Facebook Troll

FacebookTroll: Lmao yall can suck my 8 inch cock. Yall scared.

Real Man: I bet you won't say that too my face in IRL pussy ass nerd

FacebookTroll: your right man I'm sorry. I should go KMS. I have serious issues and insecurities that I get off to trolling and ruining peoples days

by LilJay2x September 17, 2023

Facebook grandma

An old lady that still uses Facebook or other boomer platforms.

Person1: Bro my grandma is always showing me random things on Facebook. She is a Facebook grandma.

Person2: Ratio.

by Naplii December 1, 2023

Facebook

All the hip dads use when they’re shit at making friends.

Cool Dad 1: I use Facebook!
No.

by stankycockstudios September 7, 2020

Facebook

app used mostly by elderly people who want to feel young, or used by their children and grandchildren to communicate for their grandmother.

grandmother: download little daughter Facebook is the application of the moment. Granddaughter: Grandma, you're already 50 !!

by Miserable_Bitch.12 November 20, 2020

FACEBOOK

Moderators of FACEBOOK are actually in no position to determine what is correct speech or not, since they are by no means objective as their biased userid suspensions and deletions indicate they are highly liberally biased. Zuckerburg's elitists, as they consider themselves to be, in fact are just puppets who are able to control in some capacity opinions or even facts that people wish to express, and yet they are nothing more then brainwashed tools and fools controlled by those with funds and political power who wish to control this society. It is actually socialistic censorship.

Yup, FACEBOOK has been on the liberally biased, politically correct and socialist movement for some time now. Expect to have your post deleted if it doesn't agree with their democratic ideologies.

by Lawrence C. Major in Omaha August 8, 2021