Austism

(n) An individual’s behavior that may exude or exhibit a similar aspect or characteristic of a person from Austin or surrounding areas that associate with Austin’s unofficial motto, “keep Austin weird”

My friend may have a bit of austism, but if he moves away from Austin, he may not be so weird.

by Apothecary25 December 9, 2025

Australia Mass Shooting

Strictest gun regulations on the planet guys. So... You know they are going to cry anti-semitism. He hated the Jews cus he ain'ted the Jews.

Hym "Australia Mass Shooting if more proof that stricter gun regulations do nothing to stop people from murdering you. Maybe you could try not weaponizing schizophrenia and stealing people's shit. OR... Maybe if you weren't such lying, obnoxious piece of shit... Maybe you would get murdered less. I don't know. I don't ever get murdered. That's not a problem I ever have. Clearly I'm doing something right. Conversely, if I do get murder while the Deadman switch is armed... You all will likely also get murdered. So that's good at least. Either way, let's go ahead and get the anti-anti-semitism rhetoric going. He hated the Jews for no reason! He had no good reason to hate the Jews or kill anyone! There is no reason to murder and there is even less reason to kill Jews. Unless you're trying to shift the demographics so that their are more hot Jewish women available. That's literally the only good reason to do it! But that I don't think is why they did it."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2025

Australian Buttfuck

When you put you bendy straw into a brown liquid upside down.

Ben put his straw into his Pepsi upside down preforming an Australian buttfuck

by Florida man 363525 December 20, 2025

Austinuinely

It’s like genuinely but better also you gotta capitalize it.

“Bro, it’s 5pm and it’s Sunday, everything closes early today.
“Dude, I Austinuinely need to get my ice cream before they close the shop.”

by Tristiantheavo December 28, 2025

Australian butterfly kiss

When your snorting Coke off of a strippers/ hookers ass and she can feel your eyelashes sqwink on her buttcheeks

Do you have any more blow? No not any more was giving that stripper “Australian butterfly kisses” all night. Shit was crazy.

by Down river Dan December 30, 2025

Australian hot pot

The process of throwing up into a girl's vagina while she's on her period, then eating her out.

Have you heard of the Australian hot pot? It's some real freaky shit.

by Shiversimp32 January 1, 2026

Phi Austin

Zero points in a game of Corn hole. All fours bags miss the board completely allowing your opponent to score 12 points. Highly unlikely.

Person A: You suck brah ! We owe those dudes a buck a point and we just lost by 15.

Person B: We'll at least I didn't open the game with a Phi Austin.

by Joe. G October 30, 2007