Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe crack of the mind's doodie."
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El trapo: “wys g you need that shit Yh mans got a loud crack pack just in has your name on it bro”
Valued customer: “cheers mate there’s £300 keep the change don’t tell czinoo I bought this off you”
El trapo: “sn g man wont that paigon”
El trapo: “wys g you need that shit Yh mans got a loud crack pack just in has your name on it bro”
Valued customer: “cheers mate there’s £300 keep the change don’t tell czinoo I bought this off you”
El trapo: “sn g man wont that paigon”
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