chris baxford

a term for when someone hops from one person to another; they don't stay in one relationship for too long

keith: "yo have you heard?"
dominick: "heard what?"
keith: "jveon pulled a chris baxford bro"
dominick: "damn... jit rlly be wildin"

by Delantae Woods December 22, 2022

Woke Up Chris Breezy

When a woman pisses you off, but want to be subtle about it, so you don't come off as a misogynistic piece of shit. Can also be used for when you wake up and feel and look like shit. Have fun with the word

Dumb Feminist - "All Men Should Die! We don't need them"

Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"

Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"

by AetherKing July 11, 2023

Chris

Chris is a major dick that will steal all of the alcoholic beverages at parties, get drunk, and then pass the fuck out and not interact with anyone the rest of the night. He is also one to be on a tight leash in a relationship and be completely secluded with her and ignore anyone else.

Person 1: “Where’d all the alcohol go?”
Person 2: “Oh, Chris took and drank all of it.”

by Enigmaofmymindarenechanisms May 4, 2018

Chris Wooten

US Marine,State Trooper,Football Coach, State House Represtative and Dad. All around super cool dude that has been snake bitten, car jacked, shot at, dances like Fred Astaire with a funky swag and has sinned but is saved by grace. Runs full throttle, no isn’t an option and loves as hard a 10 pound hammer. 60 percent of the time, he’s right everytime.

I can’t wait until one day when I can be like chris Wooten

by Rep69 February 17, 2021

chris pratt syndrome

A phenomenon in which an individual is commonly and repeatedly seen in media. People such as actors, VA's, and music artists can fall under this category. Alternative names include Dwayne Johnson syndrome and John Cena syndrome.

Guy 1: yo that Micheal Kovach guy is in every indie animation
Guy 2: yeah he's got total Chris Pratt syndrome

by splintthefirst January 5, 2024

Chris

a perfect human being who makes Charlee feel like the most special person in the world

chris is a perfect human

by okay123456789 October 16, 2022

Chris Conybeare

Chris conybeare is so beautiful inside and out and he makes you feel like you can achieve anything. He sees the best in you always and just leaves a constant smile plastered across your face :) All day everyday I just want to be consumed by Chris, in his presence, in his love, and take on the world together. Im obsessedddd!! His laugh is brilliant, and he’s so thoughtful and caring. This boy is actually perfect in every single way and I CAN PROUDLY SAY HES MY FRICKING BOYFRIEND!! MINE MINE MINE :))

Chris conybeare is a bundle of beautiful happiness and it makes me so happy to be in it

by admirer4youxox May 28, 2023