Rule #678

Anything that exists will become P A N C A K E. No exceptions. Your school? Pancake. Your Pet? Pancake. Your mom? Hella pancake. Candice? …

“Ayo you heard of Rule #678?”

“Yeah Emily made a pancake of me lmao”

by LegiterallyConstant June 14, 2021

Naked Rule

After seeing someone that you like naked a friendship can no longer exist. This comes from when couples break up and ex's can no longer be your friends.

Once you have seen them naked, they can no longer be your friend...

You can't be friends with your ex, Naked Rule man!

by DaDreadedOne February 12, 2010

5 second rule

when you drop something (usually food) you have five seconds to pick it up or you no longer can eat it.

whenever i drop food on the floor, i use the five second rule so i can still eat it.

by Maleaya July 10, 2004

the 5 second seat rule

this is used when, in an area their are restricted seats. if someone was to stand up you are to count to 5 before you may use their seat

tom- oh man there is no were to sit!
dick- im going to make some tea
tom- 1 2 3 4 5 my seat!
harry- ha ha now dick has no were to sit,
i love the 5 second seat rule!

by never you mind what my name is June 30, 2008

swamp donkey rules

1. a way of life, being Self-destructive, going into every thing blindly like a big dumb moose, without looking into or being prepared physically or mentally

if you blindly run across a high-way with out looking some hondas going to run you over. you should stop living life by swamp donkey rules

by 4nhilux April 14, 2009

The Rule of Law

An inevitable and unexplainable phenomena in which those of a bright skin complexion are attracted to those of a dark or darker skin complexion and vice-versa. It is a legal maxim in which no one is immune. Defiance of this rule will result in a devastating backlash in which the blasphemous relationship will not stand (i.e. break ups, cockblocking, impeded advances with either sex, etc.). It must be abided under any circumstances.

Dark skinned guy: "Man i just hooked up with this yellowbone man." -The Rule of Law

(Backlash) Bright skinned guy: "man i thought i was gonna get that bright girl, but all three of her black ass friends kept cockblockin me!" - The Rule of Law

by Keggle Garbagio October 4, 2010

rule of 3

In Heroclix (miniature game with Superheroes) no stat can be altered (increased - decreased) more than 3.

Lakis: My Punisher's damage becomes 6 from two after RCE (+2) and two perplexes!

George: No, it doesn't. Rule of 3, failure!

by noirext January 25, 2009