Musical Roads

A road that makes sound by driving over them and because of grooves in the ground.

There are two Musical Roads in the United States.

by Lowfatbodywash November 6, 2022

Tennessee Roadhog

A sexual position consisting of condiments and the vaginal area of the receiver looking like roadkill. Tennessee roadkill can be conducted with any condiments and usually is dependent on user preference. The Tennessee roadhogger may then proceed to eat out the area that has been covered in condiments/semen.

Did you hear tom and maria did a Tennessee Roadhog?

Wow! what condiments did they use?

by meeower December 2, 2022

long roaded

Used as a noun, adjective and verb. The essence of the word comes from being on the road for an extended amount of time and blaming every good, bad and exciting thing on the epic journey.

Dude… the reason the RV doesn’t work is because you forgot to put on the gas cap. You long roaded us.

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by Shino0369 January 27, 2023

hipster roadie

Someone who rides a road bike wearing board shorts and flip flops.

Oh look, Jamie thinks he’s hipster roadie. If only he hadn’t admitted to owning the road bike in the first place. He’s no longer a pure MTBr.

by EGS007 January 29, 2023

Vic Roads

Roads that are a lot worse then they should be

Wow, these roads are like "Vic Roads"

by vic roads hater April 18, 2023

The Roadhog Incident

The day that Roadhog shoved his fat meat right into Austin’s face absolutely destroying him. The Cake mixer with a side of snek

Do you remember the Roadhog incident? Oh yeah that one time Austin cried and blocked us?

by theaustinhater42069 August 8, 2023

Texas Roadhouse Footjob

A fabled happening, known only to those who've ascended the confines of humanity. When ones female counterpart removes both shoes and then socks, heartily coats and covers the sole, nails, heel, and the phalangeal appendages in the world famous Texas Roadhouse Cinnamon Honey Butter. She then proceeds to extend her well lubricated feet underneath the table (preferably a booth) to the opposing side. Awaiting her is the males fully erect reproductive organ (circumcision not mandatory for maximal pleasure) pulsing and dripping in anticipation. The two then connect, feet to cock, in a steamy, sultry, buttery, and delicious concoction which is unparalleled in the ultimate scheme of the sexual cosmos. In approximately 3-5 minutes the male will likely splooge his milk on the underside of the table, mixing with the dried up gum and subsequently gathering in rivulets before dripping to the floor. Following this, put in those dinner orders, enjoy a nice hearty medium-rare steak, and bask in the glory of immortality. Congratulations Ladies and Gentlemen, you've just conquered the Texas Roadhouse Footy.

PSA: It is recommended that both parties continue to consume the rolls to conceal the actions and deliver the most effective cover for the antics occurring under the table.

Steve: Did Barb really give you a Texas Roadhouse Footjob?

Alan: Yeah, and it was her idea too! My dick smelled like cinnamon butter for two days after!

by BKFootLettuceFooty July 15, 2024