potato

A derogatory term describing a computer that is so outdated or underpowered that it struggles to run modern applications. Using a "potato PC" often results in frustrating performance issues, which can hinder productivity and success in tasks such as programming.

I tried to build my first Flutter app on my "potato" PC, but it crashed every five minutes, leading to an F in my Mobile Programming class!

by Emotional Cruiser July 25, 2025

spud potato

Nate cook.

Nate cook is spud potato. spudiseous

by nate cook July 30, 2025

Sticky Potato

A mildly derogatory term for a white gay male who is exclusively attracted to other white gay males (as opposed to other races)

As opposed to Sticky Rice who are gay Asians attracted to other Asians. And Potato Queens who are Asians attracted to white men.

"Don't bother about him, Lee, he's strictly sticky potato".

by Pewit35 August 7, 2025

mashed potatoes

mashed potatoes (slang, political) — A self-inflicted humiliation, especially one involving Donald Trump, where he provokes or instigates a situation that backfires spectacularly, leaving him publicly embarrassed but unwilling to admit fault or laugh at himself. Originates from a childhood story in which Trump, after teasing his younger brother, had a bowl of mashed potatoes dumped on his head by his older brother, an incident that reportedly left a lasting mark on his pride.

When Trump stumbled and couldn’t correctly explain the Constitution during the interview, commentators called it pure mashed potatoes—a humiliation entirely of his own making.

by SWEPro August 13, 2025

Duffy Potato

A strong ( not fat ) person

“Damn nigga you a Duffy potato for lifting that shit”

by Alburrito_m August 20, 2025

Kezbob Potato

A girl who is crazy about potatoes and eats them raw. She gets bags of potatoes for her birthday. She uses chat GPT to generate song about potatoes.
Her life depends on potatoes of all sorts.

When I saw the girl running around with a billion of potatoes I ask her, "Are you a Kezbob Potato?".
My best friend is a Kezbob Potato!

by Angelini Kokomelini 😇😜🎀✨ August 24, 2025

Argentinian potato snuffer

The act of licking ones fingers and closing the tip of another person's urethra akin to how one puts out a candle.

She didn't clip her nails before she gave me an Argentinian potato snuffer, and it hurt pretty bad.

by freakyfortnite August 26, 2025