poo masta

One who conquers the toilet via quick entry and quick exit, leaving a clean buttocks with little to no signs of use.

"Bro, I'm a poo masta. I just dropped the kids off at the pool--was in and out of there in 30 seconds, and I'm still fresh and clean!"

by poo_masta January 2, 2016

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poo

poo you

man 1: poo you
man 2: okay *shits on himself then dies lol*

by anonymous May 25, 2021

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Stinky Poo Butt

The most degrading, shameful, demeaning insult a 5 year old could call you on a school playground

"A child called me a Stinky Poo Butt, and I've been crying for weeks"

by Nothingness is in my brain March 21, 2023

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The male equivalent to a basic bitch, will always try to pull the blondes with fake tits and lip filler, typically found watching love island/ex on the beach sporting skin tight clothes and shitty lion, clock or rose tattoo's.

Bro 1: what the fuck is that orange cunt doing here?
Bro 2: probably trying to suck on Ella’s plastic tits, all you need is sauvage to rail that slag.
Bro 1: greasy prick probably knows about 3 words!
Bro 2 : doubt he’ll have much trouble then, dumb cunts both of them.
Bro 1: what a fucking poo boy, wait till he sees her cock.

by Gary Dave September 22, 2023

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Poo-of-a-1000 wipes

When you take a poo and go to wipe but after 5 wipes you’re still not clean, so you have to just keep wiping and wiping and still, poop. Like a marker

I was taking a poo and when I went to wipe I just kept wiping, and wiping, still, poop. Like a marker. So I made an Alabama Wetwipe by spitting of a piece of tp because it was a Poo-of-a-1000 wipes. Why couldn’t it have been a ghost poop?

by Peltmaster August 16, 2022

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