Potato

yummy

that potato is bussin'

by DUDE IM SO SORRY March 7, 2024

potato

my life and my wife

Guy 1: "U like potatoes?"
Guy 2: "Potato is luv."

by thatpotatoguy October 5, 2020

Twice Baked Potato

When you cum inside a woman and then shortly after she squirts, expelling all the man’s cum as well as her own.

I was having sex with my girlfriend last night and after I finished inside her she continued to play with herself until she gave me a twice baked potato.

by EdwardJizzmHands October 19, 2025

Potato

Used primarily to describe someone as unattractive, but in some cases can be used as extremely attractive.

Friend- Dang you one sexy potato!
You- I try.

by Instant potato October 28, 2017

Put a Potato In Dat Ho

The act of replacing a person's heart during invasive surgery with a fresh spud.

Ting Ping: I take one of the Yakuza boy's and chop is heart out with it and then Put a Potato In Dat Ho.
Fat Tony: ...Okay!

by ClownJuice April 1, 2024

Potato that fork

A slang term in football meaning to take the ball to the goal posts.

I hope Marshawn Lynch is able to break free and potato that fork.

by Woahbikes October 28, 2021

Potato ChooChoo

The act of getting o your dick sucked from the back while eating a potato product (EX: fries, mashed potatoes, etc).

Often it is common for the recipient to yell “All Aboard!” before engaging in oral sex. It is then required for the Giftee to make train noises after/while climaxing their partner(s).

Hey baby girl, you a fine looking lot lizard how about for $50 you come back to my truck and give me a “Potato ChooChoo”.

“Potato ChooChoo” is a verb describing the sexual act of lot lizards sucking it from the back in trucks. This is including the addition of potato products and the lot lizard yelling train sounds.

by Al’sTrucks420 December 12, 2022