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Jakes Cutlass

Know around the world as the slowest f*ckin piece of shit on four wheels. Period. Unfortunatly it will hold the not so promising GM 3.1 Liter of fun. You can hear a Jakes Cutlass far away by its raspy exhaust and its lopey cam at idle.
"When driving my Honda last night, i totally destroyed a Jakes Cutlass".
by He Said That? March 6, 2005
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Jakeb

He is very smart and attractive. EVERYONE likes him. Is a good leader and Jakeb’s are normally born in October. He is AMAZING Jakeb sucks at Fortnite but life is not about Fortnite. Jakeb’s are veryyyyyyyyyyyyyy short.
But no big things can bring him down.
OMG Jakeb is THE BEST.
by Valerio Sernicoliflower November 22, 2018
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jakeball

Jakeball is a derrogotary term used in scotland to refer to a chronic alcoholic. For example some old guy drinking cheap cider at half past eight in the morning is most likely a Jakeball. This phrase is often shortened to "Jakey" or "Jake".

The word "Jake'd" can be used to describe a state of extreme or disgracefull drunkeness in an affectionate way without implying that the drunken person is an alcoholic.
1"I found some Jakeball passed out on my car this morning"
2"my dad is a fucking Jake, the cunt nicked my last cans out of the fridge"
3"I was well Jaked last night, did I leave my shoes at your place?"
4"no I dont have any spare change ya Jakey bastard"
by glamourfailurezone September 8, 2008
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jakes

a jake is a cop aka 12 or police officer
"Fuck the Jakes they can't tame us' - L'A capone
by lil smiff May 14, 2015
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jakebomb

someone who cant afford to wash.
someone who smells, steals from amy, with scraggy hair, speaks like a begoi and wears handy-dooners.
junkie wendy is a jakebomb.
by amy hogg December 15, 2008
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jakendrick

Many people can depend on JAKENDRICK.
by winns August 30, 2017
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Frosty Jakes

A very cheap and nasty white cider that you can usually find in you local offey. the name is give as 'frosty jacks' the name of the cider is commonly know as a jakies drink.
awright man, wanna got into haddow's and get a couple aw bottles of frosty jakes'.
by Bud Mizzleroy September 19, 2005
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