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Brother-In-Law Zone

When you want to date a girl, but she gives you permission to date her sister instead.
Bro Shannon totally put me in the brother-in-law zone, that's the second girl this year who's put me in the BILZ
by Bill1997 November 13, 2023
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Tomassi's Law

"Never attribute to ignorance that which can more easily be attributed to grift." - Rollo Tomassi
"How does this person sound so dumb?"

"Probably just grifting off an ideology. Tomassi's Law in action."
by loudest12man November 14, 2023
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Soap’s Law

NO LOVERS ALLOWED!!!
When someone declares soaps law, the hang out turns into a girls night. No boyfriends, partners, or girlfriends allowed.

Soaps law can only be overturned with a valid argument against it, with the person who declared it.
(In the middle of planning a social event)
Person A: “Can I invite my bf?”
Person B: “Yeah sure idc—“
Person C: “NOPE!!! SOAP’S LAW.”
Person B: “Oh, jk it’s a girls night now”
Person A: “All good, I’m chill with that
by FlowerDude November 17, 2023
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Apple law

If it has two colors, it can play bad apple.
Person 1: Hey, did you see they made Bad apple using actual apples?

Person 2: well you know the apple law: if it has two colors it can play Bad Apple.
Person 3: How long before someone does it using a squid or chameleon?
by Sirlordofderp April 6, 2023
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Nigga Law

When a person/nigga gives away their rights as a black person. This is usally done when the Nigga is tired of being black. This was popular around the 1800-1900.
Example:
person 1: I am so tired of this i can't take it i don't wanna be black anymore.

person 2: then use the Nigga Law. but be careful since you cannot use the nigga law anymore.
by AM happy as i am April 11, 2023
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Wife-in-Law

A blood-related sister in Alabama.
When my wife is “not In the mood” I go to my wife-in-law
by Pseudonummm num num April 22, 2023
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Law on abandonment of your women to man

It is illegal for the women you are talking to, to leave you for no apparent reason causing the man sadness depression. Such an act can result in life in prison or the death sentence. Under California Penal Code 4E-26b
Law on abandonment of your women to man is You the man are on the phone with your girl and she wants to hang up and leave but the man says he doesn’t want you to go/leave it is therefore unlawful under California Penal Code 4E-26b
by The Lawmaker April 23, 2023
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