St. Matthew High School 

St. Matthew High School is in the middle of Orleans and has a population of about 1,400 students. Every single grade 7/8 act like retards while grade 9’s are just on the verge of realizing how retarded they really were. Grade 10’s are starting to date grade 9’s because that is the new trend at St. Matthew High School. Grade 10’s are also starting to lose their virginities, but Grade 11’s are too. Grade 11’s smoke weed, get drunk on weekends and start all the school drama. Every single Grade 11 would want to become Co-President next year, but only about 5 of them would take an effort to do so. Grade 12’s are thinking about college now and honestly no one pays attention to them. They just do their own thing. St. Matthew High School is known for their shitty basketball team, their drug use, nicotine addicts, that one furry girl, messy lockers, fake friends, expensive uniforms and their “talented” and “upcoming” soundcloud rappers (The rappers won’t be shit in the future). St. Matthew High School is one hell of a school.

yo, what school do you go to?
I go to St. Matthew High School in Orleans.

How’s that?
It’s just a shittier St. Pete’s.

Oh I see.

St. Matthew High School by haydengreemo May 20, 2019

Essex High School 

The largest high school in Vermont-- but don't be fooled. To anyone from out of state it would just look like any small town Podunk school. There is no diversity at EHS. Anyone who isn't white is most likely adopted. It isn't uncommon to walk into the school in January and see half of the students wearing shorts and sandals. The school colors are blue and gold and the mascot is known Buzz the hornet. There are a good number of druggies and hipsters, so much so that one of the lobbies is know to students and teachers alike as the Drug Lobby. Despite this fact, most of the students are extremely intelligent and go on to become successful men and women. Everybody who attends Essex High School either skis or hates Vermont with a passion.

Girl: Nice Hornet's sweatshirt! You must have gone to Essex High School!

Boy: That's me... thank goodness I got out of that place. I was always freezing in my shorts and manly Birkenstock sandals.

Girl: Was it January?

Boy: Yes. Yes it was.

Essex High School by A girly April 29, 2011

Byron Nelson high school 

Byron Nelson is a school full of rich white kids why use there daddy’s credit cards to buy juul pods. The ratio of hoes to fuckboys there is pretty even. Everyone is hella rude. But not as rude as Southlake kids. Their rival school is Eaton High School. Eaton is even more trash than Byron. The football team kinda sucks but their other sports are pretty good.

“My parents gave me $100 bucks, wanna order juul pods?”

“Oh, you go to Byron Nelson High School don’t you.”

Byron Nelson high school by User0363942 March 21, 2019

Cumberland Valley High School 

School district where practically everybody is addicted to juuling or weed. If you don’t juul your either labeled as suicidle, depressed, a virgin, or mentally challenged. The girls are known for being mad hoes most pregnant by 16. The guys only use freshman for booty or weed. Everywhere you turn people are either making out, fucking, or juuling.

Kevin: yo did you hear about that girl who’s boyfriend got a juul stuck in her vagina

Nick: Must be from Cumberland Valley High School

Cumberland Valley High School by whitekidwhoactsblack April 21, 2018

Clover High School 

A school in South Carolina known for all its thots and douches.

“You know Clover High School?”
“Yuh the one with all dem thots”

Clover High School by Matame October 25, 2017

ridge high school 

ridge high school is labeled “the suicide school” by many towns. it is filled with preppy kids who think they are the shit because mommy and daddy have enough money to bail them out of jail when they get arrested for selling crack for juul pods. the kids are mean and viscous towards one another. sure the education is great but the schools staff does not care about your children’s mental health. if u walk into that school you will see one of three options.

1. the kid who is extremely bitchy because they hate themselves

2. the really depressed kid who has no friends and is a genuine nice person but can’t deal with everyone’s bullshit
3. the kid who smiles a fuck ton but is really depressed and pops pills to forget about their problems.
all in all, ridge high school is filled with juul addicted, sad, and bitchy teens who get ruined by their school.
DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS THERE
- a basking ridge teen herself

should i move to ridge
fuck no do u wanna kill your self?
_ ridge high school is a town that makes u depressed and suicidal

ridge high school by smd666999 January 5, 2019

East Chapel Hill High School 

A cool, but unrealistically competitive and smart school where all the guys wear nikes and high socks. Also where people feel dumb if they don't take AP classes, and Republicans are probably more nonexistent than dinosaurs.
In other words, a relatively rich public high school in Chapel Hill, NC.

God, I can't believe those East Chapel Hill High School people. They think a 2300 on the SAT is bad.

East Chapel Hill High School by youraveragechipmunk June 5, 2011