Free cooching

When women do not wear panties and let the world enjoy the bearded clam!

The other day when speaking with Ms. Monti she declared that every office day is free cooching day! Needless to say selfies were ordered

by Thor from Whitestone June 11, 2024

Free Palestine

It is a sentence Pro-Palestinians use to demand the government to stop massacring the people of Palestine.

I believe Palestine should be free! Therefore, I go to protests and say "Free Palestine!"!

by Abdeena June 24, 2024

Free Range Fart

Obnoxiously and loudly passing gas indoors around others or in other inappropriate situations as if one is outdoors by oneself.

He shockingly released a Free Range Fart right at the dinner table.

by Oscar & Stella July 1, 2024

Fleeb

Feeling an abnormal amount of serenity in a specific moment, feeling calm and collected. It can also be used to refer to the first object of a set containing two things like latter and former.

John: Hey man how you doin?
Dave: Pretty nice, feeling fleeb.

John: Did you mean the fleeb or the shinziggle?

John: Because if you mean fleeb, we might need to buy some extra soap man

by portmanteaux October 4, 2024

Free Judea and Samaria

The correct term for Free Palestine. Judea and Samaria is the correct term for West Bank which was historically Jewish until the Arab settlers colonists stole the land and trying to make it "Palestine"

Free Judea and Samaria

by Zionistman42069 November 23, 2024

free muff

Free muff - after an argument with the mrs you go down stairs to get a drink, you come up the stairs and hear rustling, you listen for exactly 10 seconds, you walk into the room and place your water (that's all you have within the house) onto the wind w ceil, you see the mrs wrapped up like a burrito on the cellular device you proceed to then get into bed where you will lay for 2 minuets before you feel her leg rise, now... straight flaps... straight salmon has now touched upon the surface of your soft skin. you begin to notice that your leg is no longer dry.

david: "are you free muff right now?"

by thecommingdemon November 24, 2024

Free Muff

The term "free muff" can be described as the act of lying in bed while a woman's intimate area "muff" rests on her partner's leg in a relaxed and casual manner.

An example of "free muff" might be after a disagreement, when one partner goes to get a drink. On returning to the room, after a moment of listening outside, they enter, place the drink on the side, and get into bed. The other partner then casually drapes their leg over theirs, and they notice a sensation of moisture. This leads to the realization that their partner's intimate area "free muff" is in direct contact with their leg in a relaxed and unassuming manner.

by topfloorboss55 November 24, 2024