Facebook

Where anyone can be a doctor

Person 1:I just got my medical degree!
Person 2:I used Facebook.

by Blosse12 July 16, 2022

Facebook

A stupid app that your mom has to post disgusting pictures of you

kid: Hey mom wyd
Mom: Chillin on Facebook
Kid: I'm moving out

by yeyeyeye john November 20, 2020

Finked by facebook

A term for when your caught cheating on someone. All thanks to a facebook post by the person you cheated with. Usually its a combination of an image(s) posted and facial recognition that does it. Sometimes its plain stupidity, a post from your date.

Carl felt very scared when he looked at the top of the stairwell of his apartment building. His girlfriend stood at the top there with her cell and a facebook page open. He realized he had been finked by facebook

by Theamazinggeek May 29, 2018

Fridge or Facebook

If it’s not on Facebook, it’s on the Fridge,

And if it’s not on the fridge, it’s on Facebook.

~ Regarding anything to do with posting.

Please don’t but that on Facebook okay then I’ll put it on the fridge. - Fridge or Facebook.

This doesn’t belong on the fridge it belongs on Facebook - Fridge or Facebook

by Joshua_hicks2000 November 28, 2019

facebook

a social media website

ily facebook

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

Facebook

A app off the app store that died in 2016

Hi do you have Facebook. No

by Your real name ...... August 8, 2020

facebook awake

When you are awake enough to engage in social media but not yet ready to get out of bed & face the real world (Facebook awake)

Great party last night , feeling it today though . Stayed in bed until noon but was (facebook awake) since 9:00

by Yolo4ever October 4, 2016