hills of California

A place i cannot hide in because "these hills have eyes and i got paranoia"

"But i cannot hide in hills of California because these hills got eyes and i got paranoia"

by ergagush August 8, 2021

Richard from California

A fictional man known by the denizens of Orange County NY who is inserted as anyone whobuys retardedly software-gadgeted products for no practical reason and then complains about them having software issues

Yo richard from California bought a fuckin grill that ya can't use without automatic updates and then got mad that it started updating on thanksgiving lmao

by H3LLBRING3R March 31, 2022

Bumfizzle me caliwargle

An alternative for “Shiver me Timbers”
Use this when ALL your Timbers have been Shivered already

Person 1: boo
Person 2: BUMFIZZLE ME CALIWARGLE I HAVE NO TIMBERS TO SHIVER

by Boggle Nilsson May 12, 2022

Prime minister of California

the priem minister orf california

The Prime minister of California smells like no

by soupcan1221 July 30, 2022

Troy High School California

Its a magical place where kids can literally kys over homework and Chavez sucks ass and kids have sex and shit and one of the teachers is a prostitute

Troy High School California is a magic place where you can sleep in class.

by ded server mod September 14, 2022

Heaven Araceli Calix

An Individual whose sense of humor is as empty as their family tree

Don't get too close, Yusei! you might have the Heaven Araceli Calix virus

by Heaven Araceli Calix March 19, 2023

friends from California

qualm gonorrhea or another std

Mike & his queen received a pool party invitation from Shaggy.

ab initio the team goal set suffused gonorrhea in every county of the state.

person 1: Golf Dodger and his girlfriend just got awards from the po po.

person 2: may are the Chargers doing this season?
person 1: the team just started the weekend Sunday morning paper route
person 2: they were going to win all-state sexy Crabs back

person 1: readers felt hot at last, summer is here
person 2: vintage excuse, forget my sun tan lotion

person 1: better than diagnosis friends from California

by trufflebutterwestfall June 1, 2023