Blast the bird

To Either Masterbate or also could be used contextually to describe punching someone while flipping them off

Credit- Alex. S

"I just had to blast The bird rq" "Man if you dont shut up Ima give you a bird blaster"

Blast the bird by TheWordWizard67 December 17, 2025

Chasing A Bird With Your Hands

Chasing something that is hard to get, or achieve.

I'm just gonna focus on my work and me until the right girl comes in my life.

- Yeah its better than going around chasing a bird with your hands

Chasing A Bird With Your Hands by Toby CA February 7, 2026

horn billed tuba bird

One of a species of invisible birds with bills the shape of a tuba horn and who's call sounds and smells exactly like, and is indistinguishable from, a human fart. Additionally the tuba bird's farts sound like a human burp.

Damn girl did you just fart?

No bae, it's was a horn billed tuba bird. Must of flown in when you came home from work.

horn billed tuba bird by zugzuger February 13, 2026

The Baby Bird

The act of giving, and swallowing the cum after giving a blowjob and showing the person who cam that you did in fact swallow their cum, then after when you go in for a kiss, you lowkey regurgitate that shit back into his mouth.

"i lowkey gave the baby bird to Brad yesterday, he was NOT happy girl"

The Baby Bird by WickedHx February 23, 2026

The Two-Bird Trap

A sexual maneuver where Partner A straddles Partner B in riding the cock while simultaneously using a dildo to penetrate Partner B from behind. It’s called that because both parties are getting stuffed at the same time.

I sat back into the Reverse Cowgirl position, the angle giving me total control. I sank down onto the shaft, feeling the fullness in my center as I began to grind and ride. While I moved forward, I guided a dildo backward, plunging it deep into the versatile partner. They were a pansexual lover who thrived on being used, their eagerness evident as they took the double stuffing. We were locked together in the Two-Bird Trap, both of us stuffed and connected, overwhelmed by the sensation of being filled from both ends.

The Two-Bird Trap by Mr. Snugglepumpkin Johnson March 7, 2026

The biggest bird

When someone covers their dick with bird seed, then forces their partner to put on a set of bird wings, and peck the seed off.

“Yo she sounded like a WOODpecker when she gave me the biggest bird last night”
“What the fuck”

The biggest bird by breedme May 12, 2026

Bodega Bag Bird

A bag from a bodega store or possibly a liquor store nearby that has not been thrown in the trash and floats up into the air on a windy day or even not a windy day.And floats in the air and seems to fly aimlessly like a bird because somebody didn't throw it in the trash in new york city and any of the boroughs, especially queens.

Did you see that bodega bag bird fly by 🪟 near the window of the high rise on archer avenue?

Bodega Bag Bird by WonderlandBoss May 16, 2026