April 24th

Bro not even a joke if you were born on this day u are so cool broski stop being so sick 🤟🔥🔥🥶🥶

‘Woah i heard shes born on April 24th’. John: ‘she is thats why she so cool fam’

by IAmCoolDude April 7, 2021

12 april

If youre born on this day, youre fat and ugly and go take a shower. Your name probably starts with an S and you really like stupid fat ugly ass stupid horses.

Barbara: Hey! When were u born?
Sara: 12 april.
Barbara:Ew wtf go take a shower you nasty bitch

by cancollector June 1, 2022

April 18th

National ass fucking day

huddo "Fuck cant wait for april 18th" Willie "fucking oath"

by hudson paz August 3, 2020

april fools

a thing that never happens anymore.

P1: without April Fools, april first is a depressing shell called "another day"
P2-16: (visual agreement)

by yardardar April 1, 2021

april 6th

april 6th is national give ur crush/gf/bf head day

on April 6th M and A will give each other head

by AB/M April 5, 2023

April 13

Makeout with your bf/gf

“Let’s makeout cuz it’s April 13”

by Bf/Gf dayyy April 12, 2022

April 27th

Take Your Girlfriend To The Mall And Fuck In The Family Bathroom

“Let’s go have fun in the family restroom on April 27th”

by Ploopsy7 April 26, 2024