rough as a cob

Mighty unpleasant.

From the rough surface of a corn cob used to wipe one's backside.

"Hey Elmore, the wheel done fell off mah baler."

"Oh man, Ermal, that's rough as a cob."

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

a cursive memory

a very nice band from the beach, california. They have an indie/alternative vibe. You most likley know them from their music video "everything."

colin-guitar/vocals :)
mark-bass/keyboards :)
shaun-guitar/vocals :)
dillan-drums :)

"Hey, I got tickets for the a cursive memory concert."
"Killer."

by Jenny32434324234324 October 22, 2008

To Pull a Christy

To fart, specifically while on top of someone.

Dude, it smells so bad. Did you pull a Christy?

If you don't stop pulling Christy's we are gonna have to kick you out of the car. Now open the damn window.

Christy pulled a Christy.

by joober January 26, 2005

wack a cock

A popular game where you randomly make your cock pop out of a box with holes while the other player tries to wack at it with his own cock.

Man you wanna play wack a cock? Ok but only up to 20.

by GENERAL ASSWIPE June 27, 2006

a-car

This is an ambulance. It is just abveviated.

Call for the a-car. Someone just had an accident.

by Rochelle January 10, 2005

A Cut of Emos

A large group of Emo kids. Similar to a flock of seagulls or a herd of cattle.

Dude, there was a Cut of Emos at the My Chemical Romance concert.

by N8bru August 19, 2008

Do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box?

It's an intensification of "what do you want, a cookie?" which shows lack of interest when someone tells something he considers very cool or amazing, mostly while showing off whith it.

For example, you can use it when you are down and someone thinks he has to tell you just NOW how happy and overjoyed he is.

(I am sad because my love is already assigned)

Annoying person: ...and I just kissed her! She requested me to bring her home and in front of her house she asked whether I wanted to see her stamp collction -haha- and of course I said yes- damn she's so friggin' hot- and then we went in and she took off her...
You: Hey, do you want a cookie from my shut-up-and-croak-box?

by Pacmaniac June 24, 2011