Definitions by joober

To Pull a Christy 

To fart, specifically while on top of someone.

Dude, it smells so bad. Did you pull a Christy?

If you don't stop pulling Christy's we are gonna have to kick you out of the car. Now open the damn window.

Christy pulled a Christy.

To Pull a Christy by joober January 26, 2005

Haytonn 

A Haytonn is someone who has trouble hearing things and commonly makes an ass out of themselves when they misconstrue what people really say.

"Want some goobers?"
"No, I do not want to have wall sex!"
"You are such a Haytonn..."

Haytonn by Joober January 23, 2005

Goober 

A peanut that likes to wear monacles and thongs...and also wear a hat and carries a cane. Likes to take people up the ass and against the wall. May be found in many different styles...such as "Teen Preganancy Goober", and "Ninja Goober".

Wow that goober is looking FIIIINE in his thing and monacle. Where is the nearest wall?

Goober by Joober January 23, 2005

E-CO 

The only Butt that has ever run for the presidency of the United States. May be spotted along with his V.P. candidate G-Boo.

E-CO for president! "Don't for the 'US' in ANUS."

E-CO by Joober January 23, 2005

G-Bu

The smallest ass to run for vice president. Supports boyfriends that have mustangs and are obsessed with computers. Will fund art schools nationwide. Can be found alongside President nomination E-CO.

G-Bu for vice president! Haytonn says: Vote for E-Co.

G-Bu by Joober January 23, 2005