Top Bastard

Someone who makes girls fall in love with them and then destroys their entire existence.

Did you see sulaimaan that “Top Bastard” make her infertile after the stress he caused

That guy has a “Top Bastard” condition

by Shush6363 November 27, 2023

Top Bloke

Australian parlance for CUNT, popularised by the team at Channel 9 who were asked to refrain from using the C word.

That Tom Cruise is definitely a top bloke!

by Legend bru February 10, 2023

top flight clinician

A counselor who thinks he knows every thing. with a bumpy face and talks about his self in the third person stance .

This guy is a Top Flight Clinician

by hot pipe tina February 17, 2018

Top shottally

Adverb
As a top shotta/in the ways of a top shotta
How a top shotta operates

Kurlon is a top shotta he does things top shottally

by Wise King Solomon January 01, 2023

Timid Top

A person who is dominant in bed but is otherwise compassionate, nurturing and loving to their submissive partner.

Also known as a soft dom/dominant partner/person.

Dan: “So is Henry aggressive in bed?”

Larry: “He is dominant but is more a timid top.”

by DeathChill September 28, 2022

High-tops

A flat-footed shoe, usually worn among skaters and high school douchebags. Compared to most other skating shoes, they usually are high enough to hit the top of your ankle.

“Hey Kyle! Your shoes are so fucking weird!”

“Yeah Devan, these are my new high-tops.

by BruhMoment4090 August 01, 2021

Zombie top

To get head by some girl who is Really ugly or unattractive to the general population

Damn bro that zombie top from that fat bitch behind the bar last night was fire

by J nasty January 11, 2020