Poo noodle

When fecal matter gets impacted into the male urethra during anal sex and expelled during ejaculation or urination

I was harboring a poo noodle for 12 hours, I caught ringworm and possibly discharged a 3 inch poo noodle on my stepsis.

by Wick May 13, 2023

boiled gorilla poo

Black pudding.

Boiled gorilla poo tastes like black pudding.

by Debskelly1985 May 14, 2023

Poo face

The face you pull when you have to strain harder than normal to take a shit.

Ruby had poo face trying to push out a stubborn turd.

by Joely F May 15, 2023

Poo-rat

Shitty little dog.
Usually yappy and annoying. Serves no apparent function apart from fouling the kitchen floor.

"Oh, gross, your poo-rat is trying to hump my foot!"

"The ambassador's receptions are noted in society for their host's exquisite taste and that absolutely hideous little poo-rat dog of his that pleasures itself against the shoes of his guests."

by Bewildered Xennial November 21, 2023

Poo

A human faeces

Jayden smith: I’m a homo
Me: I know
Me: ew I stood in poo

by Jayjay_gaygay November 25, 2023

Kissy-poo

When you go to give your cat a kiss just a little tiny kiss very small kissy just a widdle kissy wiss kissy wiss kissy wissy kissy wissy poo kissy poo KISSYPOOKISSYPOOKISSYPOO

“I just call my cat Mr. Kissy-poo now because I love him so much!”
“My boyfriend hates when I call my cat Kissy-poo because he is jealous of our bond!”

by Skylar White Yo November 28, 2023

poo shysti

Wanna be famous rapper.

Did you get the concert tickets for us to go see poo shysti?

by Frieda Hess December 9, 2022