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cunt lord

wow that guy must be a cunt lord
by amazing guy all around. June 7, 2020
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backdoor cunt

A slang term for one's anus/bumhole.
After I have a poo, I always wipe my backdoor cunt.
by walvy January 24, 2012
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dodgy cunt

A dodgy cunt is somebody who would otherwise happily engage into something when it is in favor of them, but under the circumstance that it is NOT in favor of them, will avoid whatever it is at all costs, usually pretending like whatever it is is suddenly getting redundant.
Terry: When I called Johnny out on being such a hypocrite, he started to claim the entire discussion was getting redundant, when HE brought it up in the first place.

Jim: Wow, what a dodgy cunt.
by chickewingzbruh November 16, 2017
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chewin' cunt

Cunnilingus. Generally woman-on-woman.
"Marsha sure hangs out with that women's motorcycle club a lot nowadays."
"Yeah, but I think it's really just a cover for when they're all together chewin' cunt."
by ap000 May 13, 2010
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Chiseled cunt

A female bodybuilder who is also a raving, lunatic bitch; also defines any male/female on steroids who acts like a child, or a pussy.
"Ew, see Julie over there? She's on so many 'roids, she's a chiseled cunt!"
Also, "Good gracious, Taylor Lautner is such a chiseled cunt! He's built but still acts like a pussy!"
by Kendromeda September 24, 2011
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Blunt Cunt

A person (usually female) who simultaneously smokes marijuana and is a huge bitch. bitch stoner
Girl: Did you know Rachel has loads of pot in her car?
Guy: Yeah, everyone's talking about it.
Girl: Never knew she was such a blunt cunt.
by GregariousDude April 15, 2015
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Cosmic Cunt

A shockingly phenomenal bitch (female or male) who defies all boundaries of average bitchitude.
What a fucking COSMIC cunt!! That bitch just erased my hard drive!
by Vasalisa October 12, 2010
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