Second Hand Special

Rolled cigarettes consisting of butts either removed from the ashtray, someone else's ashtray, or the street. While considered neither healthy nor socially acceptable, they are often smoked by those with little money and a smoking habit.

Student: Oh, joy, no baccy... I guess I'll have to have an SHS.
Friend: A what?
Student: Second hand special (removes butts from ashtray)
Friend: Oh, crap, man, that's baaaad.

by Jamie and Tarne Durbin November 12, 2009

one-handed site

A website that is pornographic in nature that is usually looked at using only one hand while the other hand is busy.

Bill - "Hey Jim did you see that new one-handed site?"
Jim - "Yeah I'm going to check it out when my wife is asleep tonight!"

by Hulk3531 January 10, 2012

My Hands To War

A band from Arkansas that combines screamo/hardcore/metal with quirkiness and catchy hooks that are actually not that good.

Person 1: "My Hands To War is playing tonight? Wanna go watch them?"

Person 2: "Nah. I'd rather stay home and play World of Warcraft."

by Beaver McCheeseburger December 15, 2008

One Handed Skyrim

The act of playing skyrim with one hand, as to keep the other hand free for self pleasure.

Mr. Johnson played so much one handed skyrim that they had to put a cast on his hand and suspend his xbox live account.

by Chauncy P January 12, 2012

hand-me-up

Opposite of hand-me-down, whereby an item of clothing is given to the parent by the offspring if it no longer appeals to the offspring because it has either become ill-fitting or no longer appealing.

Scott was thrilled to receive a hand-me-up in the form of floral but manly shirt that did not fit his son Brad any longer and to whom he found it also unappealing and past its fashion statement status.

by R G Watson February 11, 2022

Air Hand Job

The pretend stroking of an invisible penis to a person where a real penis would be located. You can give an air hand job to a male or a female. Air hand jobs are very common among college track and field athletes.

Look at Joseph giving air hand jobs to all of his teammates in the weight room, it is almost like he is getting a working from pretend hand jobs.

by Air hand job master October 17, 2013

Second-Hand Sale

To buy for another. To take one's place in buying a product.

Side note: Most stores have a policy that forbids them

from letting a second-hand sale for certain items

take place.

Customer 1: I would like to buy a pack of Cigarettes please.
Cashier : Certainly, do you have your I.D. on you?
Customer 1: No I do not.
Cashier : I am sorry, then we cannot sell you the

Cigarettes. We need to see a valid I.D.

Customer 1 leave the store and in comes Customer 2

Customer 2: I'd like to buy that pack of Cigarettes for my

friend who just left.
Cashier : I'm sorry but I need to see your friends and

your I.D. before I can sell them to you. Our

policy forbids us to let a possible Second-hand sale take place.
Customer 2: But I have my I.D.
Cashier : I'm sorry but your friend is the the one who

came in first to buy these and if he doesn't

have his I.D. I cannot sell these to either of

you.
Customer 2: Fuck you man.

by dragon1842986 May 25, 2010