bong school

An advanced learning facility centered on the enrichment of pupil's skills with smoking cannabis.

Simon: Are you hosting bong school tonight?
Carol: Nah man i just smashed the UV light

by Wabwabwab May 8, 2014

twat school

fictitious education establishment that can be referred to when someone does something twattish.

a person spills their beer all over themselves and down their face, "where'd you learn that, Twat School?!"

by Chardonnay115 December 23, 2009

School police

The police that rides down the halls in a Segway and acts like a cheerleader. If there’s a school shooting this guy ain’t gonna do crap.

The school police officer looking stupid AF

by Dum/Dum September 12, 2021

secondary school

A school from kids/teens from 11-18. Throughout the years you turn into a chav. You loose your virginity and you probably do drugs and smoke. Year 8+ bully the new year 7s. One of the most shit places in the world

secondary school summed up is like this:
year 7: “oi what you sayin bruv ill smash your face in innit”
year 10: pulls him against the lockers
year 10: shut up you little cocky fuckin kid”
year 7: “ayo you can’t do nothin blud ill just tell innit”

by unknown xo September 16, 2019

school hoildays

A 'holiday' which they force poor children to do Satan's homework and pretends to be nice and happy about it.

I have school hoildays that is school with no teachers and just lots, lots, of useless Satan shit that will not ever find itself handy at all.

by Your_Friendly_Neighbour September 19, 2017

Sunday schooled

When you clap back at someone shit talking in the name of Jesus

“Woah... that hoe just got sunday schooled!”

by alexigator July 3, 2018

Online school

A new way to learn during the COVID-19 pandemic, online school is, for most students, either the best thing that's ever happened to them or a living nightmare. You could play games, eat snacks, or watch videos during a zoom call and nobody would ever know, but then again you can't spend time with others or really learn with the same engagement as before. There are pros and cons to online school, but overall it depends on the personal preference of the individual.

"Ugh I have online school again today."
"Why don't you just play siege with me?"
"Ah alright, it's not like I can focus on the work anyways."

by LiminalArcade October 13, 2020