i fell like a wet marshmallow

when you fell silly/wet/mentally ill. usually used by people who watch to much porn.

after you have sex. " I fell like a wet marshmallow."

by biitchwhy November 3, 2020

pissing up a wet rope

A rope is like a wick in a candle, if it’s wet it’s not going to go anywhere but down. Hence its useless to try that strategy.

Asking that person to help is like pissing up a wet rope.

by Notsobrite June 25, 2022

pipe wet dream

A sexually arousing fantasy that is bound not to ever occur.

Dude, last night I had a pipe wet dream about me, Jessica Alba, Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson and Katie Price doing sex all night long.

by nigerplease August 21, 2008

Wet cardboard

A character who lacks personality and is simply plain.

N: I just finished reading the book…
L: Did you like it?
N: No, the protagonist was simply a wet cardboard

by Ace the simp November 7, 2023

wet link

a sneaky link you can't get out of.

Anon: Yeah my ex girlfriend was such a wet link. I couldn't break up with her.

by yaznot July 9, 2021

wet eddie

the act of sticking your finger in your ass while jerking off

I thought he was just jerking off then I realized he was giving himself a wet eddie.

by chicken necker April 4, 2014

Wet Brag

When someone brags about something he thinks is great but is actually lame and that fact that he's bragging about it makes it worse and makes you wonder what he does when he's alone.

Friend 1: Did you hear? Blake's been bragging he collected all the My Little Pony happy meal toys
Friend 2: Really? What a wet brag, I wonder what he does in his free time
Friend 1: Probably writes MLP fanfics

by Brief Velkoz April 13, 2021