couch titties

Slang term for a crazy, dusty bitch

I don’t even know how to help that woman anymore. Cant teach her nothing. Fucking couch titties.

by purpleHEW February 15, 2024

National Titty drop vid day

December 7 is national send a tiddy drop video

“Hey Did you know today is national titty drop vid day?” “no i didn’t here you go!”

by Subscribe to shaw0611 December 08, 2023

Tallahassee Titty Taser

The act of attaching a car battery to both the person-you’re-having-intercourse-with's nipples, along with the inside of your anus, and then each person must intensely make out as the battery is turned on.

“Hey dude, just trimmed my ass hair, wanna do a Tallahassee Titty Taser later™

“No what the fuck you’re my kid”

Quagmire fami gie: "Now THIS... This is my family guy... Goggti..."

by popopopopopopopopopopopooooppp January 01, 2025

Tortilla titties

When you tan so much, it looks like you have tortilla chips on your titties.

Damn when that girl took off her top, she had tortilla titties.

by Warcat January 28, 2020

Titty Dam

As you're about to ejaculate, the girl blocks off your urethra with her tits, effictively blocking the evacuation of sperm and causing intense pain.

*Created by Reid W.

Connor: Hey man, why are you mad?

Kasey: I pissed off Sally and she Titty Dammed me.

by Swag Mastur November 20, 2014

nut titty

When you nut and it splashes on your forehead.

Oh no I just nut titty all over me.

by I just SHIT MYSELF C=========3 February 15, 2020

titty squishing

the act of squishing a titty. Often done by a person who has one when they are bored or by their partner whilst kissing or engaging in other activities

Maddy: yeah, i got so used to doing it doing quarantine that i caught myself titty squishing at school
Brandon: woah! that seems fun
Maddy: it really is underrated
Brandon: can i try?
Maddy: Your ass digging hands will not be anywhere near my squishies

by forthreeweeksandthreedays April 07, 2022