ass burn

what you say in georgia for some asprin

Asprin:sum thing used to care headaeds

jimmy:Got dam it, it you don't go down there to that store and get me some assburn i will kick your ass

by funkyduckys September 17, 2005

Ass Well

The act of having a deep or wide butthole.

Guy #1: Woah how was butt sex ?
Guy #2: It was ok, but she had an ass well so i could tell a lot of other guys had been there before me.

by Hairtiehighfive April 21, 2011

ass-splitter

1. A cock of exceptional girth and rigidity, esp. one used to deliver a merciless fuck in the anus

My brother said he couldn't walk for a week after Carlos fucked him, 'cause Carlos was haulin' a real ass-splitter.

by Edmond Dantes April 26, 2006

ass plumber

One who, like a plumber, uses suction from their moth to suck shit out of assholes

Steven is an ass plumber.

by I love daniel April 4, 2003

ass confetti

When diarrhea comes out in multi-colored flecks.

"I forgot to take my lactaid before I had that smoothie and ended up with ass confetti."

by Potamus July 28, 2006

Ass Matic

When da booty so fine you get an asthma attack

"Bro did you see Katie"
"Yeah she made me Ass Matic"

by The scrublord April 5, 2016

ass brat

Kids that are not only brats but assholes as well. Usually the offspring of asshole parents.

Man, look at that woman and those ass brats, I'm glad my kids behave.

by TGJ August 30, 2007