Beating the rainbow road

When two gay men furiously masturbate each other while driving on the interstate.

My friend Jonathan certainly didn't expect he'd start beating the rainbow road with me after we got in the car to go to Burger King.

by Draconic Mercury November 26, 2025

Third Leg Roadie

The act of jizzing in your pants on a roadtrip and letting it crust until the next rest stop or end of destination

Ted: Yo man I heard Mikey hit a third leg roadie.
Steve: Aw yeah he told me he couldn’t wait til the next gas station!

by waffleironsuicide January 28, 2026

Down Tylersville Road

Slang for losing your virginity

“I’m taking her down Tylersville road tonight bro”

by racistemomonkeygang February 14, 2026

Reverse Texas Roadhouse Butter Churner

When you put Texas roadhouse cinnamon butter in someone’s ass, fuck their ass, then the other person licks it off their tip

Yeah we did a Reverse Texas Roadhouse butter churner last night

by Young Beauman February 17, 2026

Dry Flat Road Fallacy

A logical fallacy representing the opposite of the slippery slope—the unwarranted assumption that a present bad situation, negative trend, or harmful policy will inevitably lead to positive outcomes in the future, without evidence for this optimistic trajectory. Where the slippery slope argues that a small step will lead to disaster, the dry flat road argues that current troubles are just a flat, featureless stretch that will eventually deliver us to sunny uplands. "Yes, inequality is rising, but it will eventually force systemic change that leads to justice." "Yes, the environment is degrading, but necessity will drive innovation that saves us." "Yes, working conditions are worsening, but this will radicalize workers and bring revolution." The fallacy lies in treating "it could get better" as "it will get better"—projecting desired outcomes onto the future without mechanism, evidence, or timeline. Like a dry flat road that seems to promise an easy journey but may lead anywhere, this fallacy comforts without justifying.

Example: "He dismissed every concern about authoritarian trends with 'this will eventually lead to a popular uprising that restores democracy'—Dry Flat Road Fallacy, treating a hoped-for future as inevitable just because the present is bleak."

by Dumu The Void March 17, 2026

get your crumbs at the ready

Preparing to make fun of somebody, hence the term "crumb," which means to make fun of. The term parodies medieval battles with archers getting ready to fire at their enemy.

A completely unattractive chick walks by and two guys are trying not to laugh.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.

by acrestare July 3, 2011

As straight as a roman road

A person who is not A Gay

Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"

Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"

by Descriptor-General March 13, 2013