SHAM-POO

Artificial excrement, usually made of soft, boyant plastic.

Is that a real turd or sham-poo floating in the pool, Martha?

by Heyrobo127 February 19, 2019

poo

a brown, crusty (or wet), blob, that comes out of ur botty hole

jerry: hey man I gotta take a shit
Tom: the bathrooms right down there
Jerry: *poops*

Tom: u good in there?
jerry: yes
jerry : oh shit mf I just clogged his toilet WHAT DO I DO

by Lauren the fat bitch:) October 19, 2019

POO BONE

A NIG SLICE WHO FLOGES THE BOINALAID BACK IN 2095

YOUR SUCH A POO BONE ASS NIGGA

by ASS LUB February 26, 2024

Poo-poo in your bananas

When your kids get all antsy and shit. When people can’t calm the fuck down and need to have something immediately. Impatient mofos

Offender: “Why is it taking so long for my quad grande caramel macchiato with no room and no foam?”

Response: Damn, don’t go poo-poo in your bananas, bitch. Calm the fuck down it’s coming.

by BoredDad May 14, 2022

Poo

Usual brown stuff that come out of your anus but sometimes is can be green yellow red it depends on what you eat !

John”eww my POO is green !!”

by Sydneywater69 January 4, 2020

Sam Is A Poo Head

Samuel Michael Farkas Is A Poo Head

Hey Sam Is A Poo Head

by I LIKE CHEEZITS September 17, 2021

space poo

Shitting into a vacuum cleaner pretending you're astronaut.

I'm gonna mix it up and go for a space poo!

by Newagearsewipe August 5, 2016