Brain Knowledge

The ultimate and greatest power of knowledge known to man... used in a way that no one has seen before. It is only rewarded to the most knowledgeable and almighty human beings who live on earth.

'Hadley answers an a-level maths question by Miss Bolton'
Bartek, Thomas and Matyi: 'Wow Hadley... you have so much BRAIN KNOWLEDGE'

by teby the great November 23, 2022

ASSHOLE BRAINS

When you GO IN DRY several times and the IMMUNE SYSTENS in your body are always monitoring your use of YOUR ASSHOLE.

Hey, I speak from experience as I went in DRY a handful of times and now my ASSHOLE BRAINS kicked in and I am as lubricated as a BACKSIDE PUSSY.

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 8, 2021

Smooth Brain Society

A society that includes only people with smooth, silky brains who consider themselves as "smart", Except for the Head and co-head that are just heads instead of brains.

Example:
"Hey, I'm Sean from the Smooth Brain Society"

by eman laer ruoy esu t'nod November 8, 2022

China Brain

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TOBIAS THE ASIAN

CHINA BRAIN

by Syfaxes October 19, 2020

fashion brain fart

a brief mental blank when attempting to pick out an outfit, complete forgetfulness of one's own ability to put an outfit together without mental strain.

I've been looking through my closet for hours and I still can't find anything to wear - I'm having a total fashion brain fart!

by misslaurendeane November 29, 2021

brain ded

A phase in life when you stay up till past bootycall o’clock with friends and start going insane to the point where you can cry about life and how you still a single Pringle in a world of 9 billion people then slowly recall into the darkness of sleep.

Me: *crying and eating a banana at the same time *

Friend: you brain ded?

by Karma-Lina February 25, 2018

Subaru Brain Disease

When you are infected with SBD you are willing to pay 5X-10X the market value of a clapped out miled out oil leaking rust bucket Subaru because it's got a turbo!!!!

"Jennifer just told me she bought a 2001 Subaru WRX with 300k miles for $12,000! She told me it has an STI motor and a salvage title."

"Wow dude, she's got Stage 4 Subaru Brain Disease"

by Nived67 January 28, 2020