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National Beat Your Homies Meat Day 

Beat your homies meat no matter what, u can say no homo but its not that exciting u dumb cunt.
National Beat Your Homies Meat Day Lemme beat yo damn meat HoMiE

National Date Day 

On December 6th grab your friend and date for a week or two or even longer
Hey wanna be my date?
Why?
Cause it’s National Date Day!
Okay Sure

National racism day 

When you can be racist to your friends in school without any consequences on November 3rd
Friend 1: yo wasgood my n****

Friend 2: woah bro ur not black

Friend 1: don’t worry it’s national racism day

national league 

The joke of professional baseball. Unlike the american league , the national league has bad teams. They usually have bad players in the lineups, and the worst pitching rotations int the world. At best, the league will have no better than 3 teams with a .500 winning percentage. Whoever leaves the american league to play in the national league will increase their stats significantly. Pitchers era's will drop atleast 1 full run. And they have no chance of a world championship. Minor league baseball is more competitive. If the Mets can be 30 games above .500 with a pitching rotation of Steve Trachsel, John Maine, Orlando Hernandez, Dave Williams, and Brian Bannister, you know something isn't right.
The national league is an embarrassment to us all.
Philadelphia 65-65 San Francisco 65-66 * New York 80-49
Florida 64-66 Arizona 64-67 as a result of
Atlanta 61-68 Colorado 61-69 awful competition
Washington 55-75 "good N.L. teams" they are kind of a
Houston 63-68 St. Louis 69-60 team.
Milwaukee 62-69 Cincinnati 67-65
Chicago 54-77 Los Angeles 69-62
Pittsburgh 51-81
national league by I'm so nasty! August 29, 2006

nationality

something that caused a 10 minute argument between a bunch of fucktards
<splint077> irish person is still irish
<Z> You're fucking morons
<GoKuh> splint is right.
<DarthMan> Not if he's a citizen. It's not that difficult
<Z> Your original citizenship is your nationality, idiots
nationality by Ape January 11, 2003

National Honey Badger Day 

The day right after Groundhog Day. With the determination of how many more weeks of winter on February 2nd of each year by the Groundhog, a hilarious internet response began soon after on the premise of the Randall "Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger" you tube sensation.

Every year this day is picking up more steam and in 2015, facebook and other social media began in on the fun. February 3rd is becoming the one day a year where everyone is allowed and encouraged to not to give a fuck.
Every day is National Honey Badger Day for Tommy. That boy never has any care in the world. In fact, I encourage anyone for proof that Tommy has real blood and is actually human like the rest of us.