touch me

A phrase in which grabs the attention of an innocent civilian, and directs that person to touch you, in a sexual or completely safe and g-rated way!!

1. As the hottest girl in school walked past me in the hall, and said "hi", all I could say in response was "TOUCH ME".

by Chrisssy T December 15, 2008

fuck me freddy

An expression that shows frustration or pleasure. Actually, it can replace most emotions.

"Fuck me freddy, gimme some air!"
-after some one farts.

by freddy May 3, 2003

Run a train on me

The act of a woman having multiple sexual (male) partners taking turns having intercourse with her.

"I'm so horny, I just want some hot studs to run a train on me!"

by Anonyduck October 2, 2016

It's not you it's me

A nice way 2 dump a boyfriend/girlfriend. Actually means It's not me it's you.

Look honey it's not you it's me.I don't wish to continue this relationship.

by Allie February 3, 2004

Fuck Me Up

Fuck me up can be used literally anytime.

Fuck me up stacey, that jeep is sexy.

Janet I want this burger to fuck me up.
Oh fuck me up, he's so spicyyy

by fucmeupstacey November 6, 2017

Don't Tag Me Bro!

Something you would exclaim after a picture has been taken and you would rather it not end up on Facebook or some other social networking sites.

Person 1: What was that flash?
Person 2: Wtf pictures? Don't tag me bro!

by SUP3RCANS1R February 21, 2009

Come Fuck Me Heels

High heels that are of a certain length that are generally worn by sluts or women trying to act slutty and scream fuck me!

Did you see Allie wearing those come fuck me heels at graduation?

by blackmojo December 1, 2013