John

The best guy you could ever find. Fairly tall, deep storied eyes, thick, wavy black hair, tan, smelling like a seductive cologne...every bit of him is irresistible, especially his smile. His deep, calm voice makes you want to listen to hours and hours of it. He is extremely sweet, loving, and protective. He makes intense sacrifices and gestures for the people he loves. Initially, he can have a shy quality, or in some cases, a cold aura with a big ego, but once he gets to know someone, they get to see the huge, soft heart he really has. He is hilarious, sarcastic, and will stop at nothing to tease you playfully, but he is warm, cuddly, and comforting whenever you need him to be. He gives incredible hugs, which are guaranteed to make you feel better. Never give up a John or take advantage. He is vulnerable and his heart breaks easy. However, he is forgiving and never vengeful, especially to people he used to love. He is definitely the kind of guy that will make you feel at home and genuinely in love, and the amount of comfort you will feel with him cannot be counted in numbers. Ultimately, a John is perfect marriage material.

Damn, if all of us treated girls like that John over there treats that blonde, we'd be having sex twice a day!

by HeyThere7772208 November 27, 2018

Johansel

An amazing person who has a large dick while he lured in the ladies all day

Yo I just had Johansel in bed last night he was amazing.

by OII PAPI March 7, 2019

Matt John

a gorgeous, cockey, son of a bitch. This is the type of guy you want to lick their face off but then remember he is a total piece of shit

oh my gosh! tom just totally pulled a Matt John on stacy

by shamer315 February 13, 2017

Al John

A very tall and handsome guy, typically has a harem of 10 girls

Al John is very charming everyday.

by 14324243 September 26, 2020

I'm John

Used to imitate someone in a mocking tone; to point out there flaws or weaknesses by a comparison to "stupid John."

"Hey guys, I got a B on my physics test."
"I'm John... I like cock..."

by I'mJohn October 23, 2009

hitting the john

#1.
Using the bathroom.

#2.
Alternate phrase for "smoking a joint." Used when the "authorities" are around, as a discreet way to let fellow stoners know what you just did/are going to do, because it sounds like #1 to virgin ears.

1.
I went downstairs after hitting the john.

2.
MOM: What were you two doing?

KID 1: We were hitting the john!

KID 2: Yeah!

KID 3: (laughs)

by Zolotros March 30, 2010

hit the john

Going to go use the bathroom

Hey I'm going to go hit the John I'll be right back

by Jake Olson March 24, 2016