John Wayne It 

After having unprotected sex, the woman is left full of semen and as such has to do a John Wayne type walk to the bathroom to clean up, trying not to get cum running down her legs.

After we had sex, I had to John Wayne It to the bathroom real quick incase we woke his Dad up!

John Wayne It by Melanie M September 22, 2005

John F. Kerry 

Extreme Massachusetts liberal, in the mold of other famous Democrat failures such as Michael Dukakis and Walter Mondale.

Unable to keep his lies straight:
"I actually did vote for the $87 billion, before I voted against it."

John F. Kerry lost the 2004 Presidential election in a landslide of the magnitude not seen since 1984.

John F. Kerry by Tom April 30, 2004

john 5 

The best guitar player ever. Marilyn Manson kicked him out of the group for no reason. Hottest man ever.

What stupid ass would kick the best guitar player ever out of his group?
Marilyn Manson

john 5 by asilayatreyu June 9, 2004

Papa John

A 3/5 on the Pizza based rating system.

Meh, she's not ugly, but not hot. I think i'm going with a Papa John on this one.

Papa John by Con Bon November 10, 2010

Donald John Trump 

Trump is a 74 year old white man who was the president of the United States from 2017 to 2021. Trump is racists, sexist, ageist, he does not support LGBTQ+ members, he almost started world war lll And lets not forget he r*ped girls and woman, witch is not ok

Someone: "i support trump"

Me: "DON'T"
Me: "Donald John Trump is not a good man"

Donald John Trump by Madi16 February 20, 2021

John's dirty laundry

When you take a dirty sock, ball it up, and shove it in a girls ass. You then take it out, put it on your dick and then proceed to fuck her pussy.

"Hey Man, I heard from nancy that you gave her a John's dirty laundry." "You bet your ass I did...get it...ass."

John's dirty laundry by Michael David December 1, 2006

St. John's Prep 

An all boys, Xaverian brothers sponsored high school in Danvers MA. Basically the best place on earth, as you get a grat education, meet some good friends, and watch some excellent all around high school athletics. Everyone knows our dances (especially girls) - they are the place to be if you are under 15 and dont know how to talk to girls. during the day, its a straight up brodeo. the prep is awesome

"Mike just graduated from St. John's Prep"
"Oh yeah. hes the man!"

Prep student's boss "where do you go to high school, son?"
Prep student "St. John's Prep"
Prep student's boss "Well why the hell didn't you say so? let me introduce you to my daughter..."

St. John's Prep by undercovereagle10 July 10, 2009