john wayne 

As in "take a John Wayne".
To poop.
Derivative of dookie, to dook (or duke). Since John Wayne is "The Duke", taking a John Wayne is taking a crap.

Dude, I have to drop a sweet Wayne.
Well, I have to go meet John Wayne.

john wayne by mug663 December 29, 2006

John Kerry 

Anyone acting in a wishy washy, indecisive manner.

Quit bein' a John Kerry and pick a friggin' drink, willya?

John Kerry by Bob the Dog April 16, 2006

John McCain

1: adjective; to figuratively straddle the fence on an issue (like politics or sports)
2: noun; to literally staddle a fence, using the fence pole to stimulate the female genitalia

1: Mark: I can't decide whether to give my girl a Birmingham Booty Call, or a Change Machine.
Randy: Dude, quit being a John McCain and just give her a Pensacola Payphone.
2: Dude, I just drove by a girl giving herself a John McCain. She was pretty hefty; I think the fence was about to break.

John McCain by Cleveland, Puncher of Donkeys April 11, 2010

John Cena 

John Cena is a Dank meme 420 blaze it that you cant see. He smokes weed four hundred and twenty times an hour with his buddy rko and sn00p doge. so watch out.

dank meme 1: hey feg wuna smok da gud w33d m9?

dank meme 69: pleb no i is 3dank5u

dank meme 1: pls carry me john cena

dank meme 69: no skrubl0rd47 i cary kool ppls liek me

dank meme 1: i cri ervytiem

John Cena by xxskrubmastr73xx December 6, 2015

John-Foley 

A guy who has a massive ego and has a lot of friends. He also is way better than Kalup Cantu at Fortnite Battle Royal.

John-Foley has was more friends than Kalup Cantu.

John-Foley by DicksInMyAssHole May 8, 2019

john-boy 

A description of someone you have met in the past who satisfies at least one (but mostly a lot more) of the following criteria: a jostler, a mug, Jose Mourinho, a yuppie, David Cameron, a cunt muscle, a mare, an eejit, a twat, a fascist, a dildo, a member of UKIP, the BNP or the EDL, Gok Wan, a smackhead, a knobend, anyone called Tarquin, a nonce, a dillhole, Cristiano Ronaldo, a Texan, a scientologist, an evangelist of any kind, a vag, a redneck or a wanker.

Oh my god that yuppie twat looked and sounded just like David Cameron. These fascist mugs are everywhere! What an absolute fucking john-boy...

john-boy by john_boy45 August 3, 2010

John the Jew 

a boy who sexy and likes to drink,one day he will be owned by a chey girl he just dosnt know it yet, every one envys him.

Look at John the jew i wish i was him.

John the Jew by John the Jew October 16, 2008