face-rape

To passionately kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend's mouth, cheek, and/or neck when he/she is completely unprepared.

Girl: Honey why are you staring at me? We are trying to study.
Boy: (face-rapes her briefly) ... I'm sorry, what?
Girl: Ahh, quit! People will stare at us.

Mother: Dear, why is your neck red?
Daughter: Josh couldn't stop face-raping me.

by M.V.D. September 25, 2011

rape and shmate

when you are teamed up and ready to beat the shit out of a vagina or person

"yo garrett collins lets rape and shmate" "alright samuel ryan the coolest kid in the world!"

by mcswaggy April 28, 2012

Nape Rape

When someone creepily breaths down the back of your neck.

Person1: Hey bro what's up? Person2: Nothing much- Oh shit! ! Person1: What? Carl: hahah! Person2: Carl just nape raped me! Person 1: Carl, WTF? Carl: HAHA!

by THE OLD SCHOOLER October 22, 2017

Rape Ticket

A rape ticket is a type of fine similar to a speeding ticket that a man would get for having to rape a hot girl because he has exhausted all other valid forms of getting her consent for sex legitimately. Suggested Fine = $100.00

This sort of fine would exist if people understood that rape is how all animals have sex in the animal kingdom. Once humans invented a way to communicate, rape became taboo.

There were so many hot girls at the cubs game yesterday, I would definitely have gotten a couple of rape tickets.

by namfonos June 02, 2012

rape pudding

1. A place where alot of "ownage" took place. ( most likely a spot where multiple payers in a game were defeated. )

2. Many successive "pwnage". A streak of kills in a shooter game or in a "PvP" situation.

Teamate A : Wow ! See how I headshotted those three kids in the south alley ?!

Teamate B : Sure was a nice Rape Pudding !

by Fighting_Pork April 08, 2009

Facebook rape

When a person use the poke function on facebook on you.

Person 1: ''i am gonna facebook rape that fucker'' 'click'

Person 2: 'logs in to facebook'

Person 2: ''OMG no iv'e been facebook raped!

by Themagicgreenbranch May 05, 2010

Bum Rape Victim

Noun Singular
Noun Plural - Bum Rape Victims

Definition: Someone who at any point in their life has been subject to any form of nonconsensual rectal intrusion. Victim of Bum Rape.

Contextual Example: "Steve you Bum Rape Victim, you've eaten all my fucking cereal"

by G4ndhi December 03, 2015