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Hoods n’ pants

When you’re extremely drunk and begin losing all sense of reality. The thoughts your mind once held are no longer there and you yearn for the next beer. It should be your goal at every function to get to this point of blood alcohol level heaven.
Did you see Glynn with the coffee maker at UNH, he was hoods n’ pants that night.
by Spliff Richardson January 7, 2024
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pants schnoogan

Dave:hey what was that guy doing?
james Mc evans: he just pants schnooganed
Dave: oh i get it :D

PANTS SCHNOOGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by THEBOMBDOTCOM November 10, 2012
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daddy pushy pants

A type of love where it's one sided; one person puts in the most effort not realizing that the other doesn't have the same heart that they do.
You need to leave her, you're living that daddy pushy pants type of love.
by Daddy, himself March 31, 2017
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pants guy

A pretty large male by the name of bubba who always seems to have a pair of pants on. He usually has them on in situations where shorts are preferred to be worn. Such as during a basketball game.
A guy who wears pants when he shouldn't, or just simply doesn't own a pair. Pants guy
by D Chosen 1 August 28, 2017
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Sticky pants

I have sticky pants.
by zimmygirl777 January 21, 2025
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Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)

A joke that dragged on for longer than it should have
Time to file a complaint with the Medford Pissed Pants Association (MPPA)
by MPPA June 15, 2024
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screaming pants

used to express your body fats anguish and horror due to being shoved in a tight pair of pants. also see Rosanne
" Pam! Those are some screaming pants!" "holly fackk!! My pants are screaming on me!"
by pink shawty :P November 28, 2016
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