gay cooties

1. When straight men think being too close to anything overtly feminine will make them gay

2. When straight men think associating with gay men will make them gay

1. Bruh don't wear that flowery shirt, it has gay cooties.

2. Derek's a nice guy but I don't want to get gay cooties from him.

by vwvw March 20, 2017

The Real Gays

Australian Term - When something is definately not normal and questionably natural.

Went to the nightclub and saw a bunch of hippies - it was the real gays

by Fearn 351 August 20, 2011

Almost Gay

When one male almost does something suspect AF, but is quickly corrected.

"Bro your zipper is undone."

"That's embarrising."

"Don't worry, I got it."

"Hold the fuck up! What are you doing?!"

"Sorry, you're right, that was almost gay."

by Fancy Colt March 10, 2017

college gay

n. someone who is gay while in college, experimenting sexually with the same gender

Ben: Hey, why is your wife making out with a chick in her scrapbook?

Steve: Oh, Brenda was college gay.

by MattyMurdock May 15, 2016

brennen is gay

It means that Brennen Trimble is gay !

Brennen doesn't like girls because Brennen is gay !

by Bigdaddychaddyt May 9, 2018

Ksatria is gay

Hmmmm yes yes I agree

'Ksatria is gay'' -a homosexual capitalist

by Inactive Dummkopf / Mr Nut™️ January 8, 2019

gay brutus

A friend to your face who waits in the shadows to deliver the final stab., A fake gay., A betrayer of trust.

Thanks for sleeping with my boyfriend you gay brutus!

by Seqouia Redwood Montrose-Jones July 11, 2010