david

David is a Really handsome boy with curly hair and a big penis the size of marocco.
He loves Bread and loves the smell of Bread cooking in the oven. He is Really smart . He doesnt even learn good. Hes Really funny and loves pussy. He can get mad but he'll always forgive you. He doesn't believe in god but in Jahwe because he is jewish. He always games on the ps4 with his " friends". He loves racing games .

david: Hey guys I love Bread like a david

by Florientje 123 January 25, 2018

David

A David is a heartbreaker. He acts like a gentleman but can replace u with another woman very fast. He is surrounded by woman and always a mood maker. Not to forget about looks. David is very handsome.

person 1: wasn’t that davids chick?

person 2: yah but he got a new one

by Pokimidari November 24, 2021

David

He looks like he smells like fish sticks... and you’re exactly right.

Mom why does this deodorant smell like David.

by howtosucdick June 2, 2020

David

Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive

Did you hear? David just jumped over the school fence!

by DemureKrosis January 6, 2023

David Hunter

a man with a very large nose that could get its own area code

"oh wow! I can see that nose from miles away!"
"must be David Hunter"

by soundslikeayouproblemxoxo September 10, 2020

David

Most handsome boy without flaw sexy. Will sweep off any girls off their feet. Great personality. Confident above 6 feet. Hollow cheeks. Smart. Badass. Will get the girl he loves and marry her

Crush: Who's that boy?
Friend: He's David
Crush: He's very attractive and confident

by Emperor David January 6, 2021

David Alejandro Esquivel

Deportation. The act of deporting.

Don't make me David Alejandro Esquivel you.

by Jesus and Denise Esquivel June 8, 2018