David Ochoa

A Ben askren bum that pulls no females and has long toenails

I can't believe your a David Ochoa

by Crispybola November 22, 2021

David Rubino

an Italian entrepreneur famous for his catch phrase "Sono n'omo popo gentile"

woman: Hi Rubbi you want to get into bed with me?
David Rubino: te stacco a caposscia na capito io faccio e reaccio a modo mio e non me devi romperca viva duccio

by Uomobomba July 26, 2022

david grgic

David grgic is a pseudonym for a guy with big fucking balls, its quite common that the balls get blown up when he tries to use them.

Boy 1: Hey have you heard about the new david grgic?
Boy 2: No, what or who is that?
Boy 1: Its the new guy with big fucking balls.
Boy 2: Oh yeah right! The ones that blew up yesterday!
Boy 1: Yes lol!

by JakkeThunz February 21, 2018

David Beckhamandcheese

A funny name to represent a footballer that is a fatass or obsese as fuck.

Chris: What team do you play for?
John: LA Galaxy
Chris: How much you weight?
John:410 pounds
Chris: GAH DAHM!!! YOU FUCKIN DAVID BECKHAMANDCHEESE!!!

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 19, 2023

David Stanley

A shorty hairy troll like creature that smells like a sweaty sock that’s been rolled in fromundercheese.

That guy needs a shower because he is getting David Stanley

by Big fisher. August 2, 2022

David Fumero Is the Closest Cuban-Dominican-Robles There Are In West Foruthu <Soho>

David Fumero Is the Closest Cuban-Dominican-Robles There Are In West Foruthu <Soho>

David Fumero Is the Closest Cuban-Dominican-Robles There Are In West Foruthu <Soho>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025

A David Spor

A David Spor is The hottest man you'll ever know a they're also the greatest person in whatever club they are in

Man A David Spor is such a dick but also kinda great

by Alex doeder April 10, 2022