Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive
by DemureKrosis January 6, 2023
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David always cheers you up, never down. The only down things about him are the buttons of his shirt during a party.
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He may be stubborn and opinionated, but David is on a life long quest to open his mind hence listening to people’s views and opinions of the world. He is not afraid to speak his mind and we love him for it.
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David always cheers you up, never down. The only down things about him are the buttons of his shirt during a party.
Not only is he so lovable, he is an artist as he paints your soul with his love and affection. Being a David means always seeing the best in people.
He may be stubborn and opinionated, but David is on a life long quest to open his mind hence listening to people’s views and opinions of the world. He is not afraid to speak his mind and we love him for it.
Everyone loves David, especially the ladies as he swoops them off their feet with pick up lines as smooth as a baby’ butt. David is a love making, high performance sex machine and blesses all the lucky girls that find a way in his bed
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Boy 2: No, what or who is that?
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by JakkeThunz February 21, 2018
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David Rubino: te stacco a caposscia na capito io faccio e reaccio a modo mio e non me devi romperca viva duccio
David Rubino: te stacco a caposscia na capito io faccio e reaccio a modo mio e non me devi romperca viva duccio
by Uomobomba July 26, 2022
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Get the David-chan mug.A one legged fuck boy. Drinks one beer and is drunk. Uses daddy’s money to buy cars and car parts. Plays Xbox nakedly while smelling like shit, shower boy
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