“Oh hey Molly, did you get home ok?”
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“Oh no, oh fuck! Is she ok? Was she kidnapped and killed? Oh fuck I need to call the police!”
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“Oh no, oh fuck! Is she ok? Was she kidnapped and killed? Oh fuck I need to call the police!”
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“Hey I’m alright, I think you just had a Daniel Moment..”
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He won't put up with people who choose to bring about harm in any way as well as lying. Daniel has seen both the dark and the light and knows a balance must be maintained.
On the other hand he also knows how to have fun and a good time if he knows it is safe. Daniel is sometimes silly but always wishes for the best. He may appear wierd sometimes but just let him know that he may appear strange to other people and he'll fix it.
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